Empty bars in the afternoon
By means of extemporaneous discourse a study of the curiosities and peculiarities of the human condition in its many wicked and wise ways
 [658] One for the hippiesJanuary 1st, 2009 – 9:14pm Posted in  Bad Things, Daft 
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There is no better way to prove you are the best and most winningest person in an argument than by dispensing a few facts.
In 2007, 45% of Christmas gifts would have been more appreciated by the person they were least intended for.
Between the fall of 1992 and spring 1998, four supertankers carrying Chinese toys to Europe sank in the world’s oceans, raising sea levels by 0.05cm.
If all the trees ever felled to print greeting card envelopes were stacked atop one another, alien life from as far as Alpha Centauri would see the planet Earth as a distant space lollypop.
PACKAGING IS INFURIATING
In this case, the argument is: Is packaging infuriating?
I’m not about to get all hippie on you, even though using the international unit of environmental damage (a Geldof), it’s known that six-pack ringlets kill 4 Geldofs of sea fish annually, and the irritating tin foil bit at the top of …read more.
