[649] Axis of not-very-evil #1 November 7th, 2008 – 3:54pm Posted in Daft No comments

It’s a funny old world. When I say funny, I mean egotistical and power-mad, but I guess that can be funny. Apparently we need ID cards to keep us safe and soldiers in our own country in case something nasty happens, and who can forget the *drum roll* axis of evil! Hmmm, that doesn’t sound quite scary enough does it – how about AXIS OF EVIL!! Or maybe Axis of Evil… or if the evil guys are hackers, the aX15 0f eV11.

However you choose to say it, all you need to know is that the axis are bad, just like in the Second World War. Anyone with a “x” in their name instantly becomes either a super-villain or a cleaning product, and to the best of my knowledge the North Koreans don’t have an international reputation for sparkling kitchen surfaces. They do, however, have a kick-ass boss… (and …read more.

[647] Worth November 7th, 2008 – 12:56am Posted in Thoughts No comments

Recently I’ve suffered what some might call writer’s block and others may call a retard finally shutting the hell up. Either way, I’ve recently found it very difficult to add anything of substance on here. It’s always been mostly just cathartic with the bonus now and then of letting new people get to know me a little bit quicker than me having to ramble away through my many digressions to show what I’m like. Now, though, that catharsis has gone as writing here doesn’t seem to have any benefit. Having thought about it, a possible explanation occurs: I’m moving from one stage to another.

When I think back, when I was a really quiet kid, my first battle in life was to overcome that and manage to get on with people. The real battle was to be funny because of the mates I had at school – back then, they were …read more.