[488] Gyms April 30th, 2007 – 1:06pm Posted in Events 1 comment

That post last night came out much worse than I intended. It began in my head as a rant about gyms and somehow ended up bemoaning life in general. I do have these lapses now and then.

[487] Creap April 30th, 2007 – 12:27am Posted in Events No comments

Go to work. Buy products. Go to the gym. Sleep. Repeat.

Yes, that is the next unoriginal Radiohead song, but it’s true, isn’t it? Are you happy with this life? Really? Do you think this is how we’re supposed to spend our three score plus ten on Earth? I don’t mean to be rude, but I think that if you’re happy with this sort of life you’re fucked up in the head and if my daughter introduced you to me as her beau-to-be I’d give you a solid crack round the cock.

It’s all wrong. This idiocy, placating ourselves with television and drugs, is beyond reason. I have intelligent friends and family but they’ve all chosen to ignore it and just plough on regardless. I’ve never understood but I’ve been pretending for years that I should and that it’s me that’s wrong, but now I don’t. It’s not wrong to be dissatisfied …read more.

[486] Punts April 30th, 2007 – 12:08am Posted in Bad Things No comments

Are there any greater punchable cunts than those round-faced fat-eyed smarmy-voiced dick-beans off of Peep Show?

We all know that smug, fake-wry nonce Clarkson is punchable despite being alright on the quiet, but those two shit-cocks beat him hands down. Southern comedy in a bag.

[485] 38th parallel April 25th, 2007 – 2:22am Posted in Thoughts 3 comments

Sometimes I think I’m over my compulsion to drink and then it’s the middle of the night and you’re the only one in your head again.

News bullets:

I stopped going to my job. It was not mentally good for me and I’m too weak in the head these days to put up with that for the sake of money. I’d rather get through this period of skintness (or poverty as the Africans call it) than dredge through that sordid routine. Margo Grimshaw would hate me for this; this makes me feel just a little bit better.
Read this summary of Shakespearian sayings if you don’t know them already.
Margo Grimshaw is a fanny, and this is first-hand hearsay.
I talked with Michelle tonight about the stages of moving on from the end of a relationship. She’s different to me but only subtly. It’s been months now and I only now feel over the …read more.

[484] Roxx April 24th, 2007 – 12:40pm Posted in Daft No comments

[483] Glasto April 1st, 2007 – 2:01pm Posted in Events, Good Things 2 comments

Well bugger me senseless – we all got tickets! All hail the power of the Telegraph computers and Angie’s mad computer skills.

I’m round at Terrence’s for the remainder of the weekend and start my new job on Tuesday, but it’s good to know I have Glasto to look forward to again. Having something to look forward to is pretty much all I need.