[307] Fur Q June 21st, 2002 – 12:37pm Posted in Events No comments

I haven’t had the compulsion to write now for a few weeks, which is probably a good thing; homepages are getting a bit of a slagging at the moment and I’ve been doubting this page since. Well, I’ve always doubted it, but carried on writing regardless; now, I’m worried that I’m too old to be still doing this and I’m just being silly. I don’t rightly know. Anyways, in the unusual absence of pretentious self-obsessed rambling, here’s a celebration of the best things to have happened recently: Terrence’s 21st (great night), an ounce for £35, SoulFade, the day off work spent wrestling kids (and Simon), Phil getting his missus, being on an extra 62p an hour (62p less agonising an hour), knobbing a rock chick in a tent near Derby (“Oooh, look at that pair, quarter past three.”), Katie looking older, Jane’s legs (sorry Jane if I got …read more.

[78] Sad people forcing their sadness on you June 17th, 2002 – 8:45am Posted in Bad Things No comments

Have you ever got trapped in conversation with a sad person? One of those achingly dull people who seem ignorant of basic etiquette, such as realising when you’re boring the tits off the person you’re talking to, or that it’s not polite to hold a one-way conversation with someone, or that people usually aren’t interested in hearing how clever you are or how much you know about something. You must have been. I hate being trapped in those situations. I find I can maintain interest for a couple of minutes, after which my eyes glaze over and I’m still kind of listening to the person, but I’m actually wondering desperately how I can shut this person up, move the topic onto something less painfully sad, or get away. I was in the queue to watch a film at the very sad Film Society yesterday, and there were two guys talking …read more.

[308] Twat! June 11th, 2002 – 12:44pm Posted in Events No comments

I’m really not sure where I’m going with my life at the moment, but I’m just not too worried about that, oddly. Like I said on here a while ago, after Kelly it just hit me that I don’t actually want a girlfriend; it felt bad thinking that at the time, but then one of my friends said it too and I felt a lot better perhaps thinking that I’m not so weird for being like that. I think I’ve also come to terms with the fact I don’t like sex; I say it hesitantly on here because I’m still scared I’m wrong about that and in future I’ll regret it, but hey, life is for the moment and this is all I can surmise about the way it is. The most honest thing I think I’ve told you about myself on here, is that every “relationship” I’ve had has …read more.